Bonus bez nároku.
Dís never believed she will see Smaug with her own eyes.
When he attacked Erebor she didn’t see him. Hearing – and smelling him – was enough.
And now he was here.
All the boasting was forgotten.
Mahal, he was huge! And he spit fire!
It seemed impossible. This nightmare… can’t be happening!
But it was.
Dís suddenly felt like she is… not dressed properly.
Wearing trousers... like every other dwarven maiden on the road?
She should wear dress now.
For the biggest moment of her life. Facing the dragon.
She is a princess, after all.
She should be seen as such.
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Yes. Thank you. Finally some
Blanca
Yes. Thank you. Finally some genuine Dís! I almost thought you've forgotten...
Wouldn't forget to squeeze at
Tess
Wouldn't forget to squeeze at least one canonical Dís into all of this.
Still, thinking about the idea with leggins instead of bow strig. Seems hilarious...
I didn't say canonical, hon.
Blanca
I didn't say canonical, hon. I said genuine. Big difference.
And yes, leggins instead of a bowstring... Bard could pull them off of Bain before he beheads him with the black arrow...
I kinda wanted to strip
Tess
I kinda wanted to strip Tauriel. Or Legolas.
:D Yeah, they probably have
Blanca
:D Yeah, they probably have better quality stuff anyway...
The elves (tm). The First
Tess
The elves (tm). The First people, noble, heroic, intelligent.. and the first users of lycra and spandex.
Bard heroicaly shooting Smaug
Charlie
Bard heroicaly shooting Smaug with leggins-bowstring is a totally hilarious image :D
So much it makes me want to
Tess
So much it makes me want to write it. And not just as a drabble :D
And you didn't even see Luke
Blanca
And you didn't even see Luke Evans describing that scene... You'd want him to shoot himself, after that :D
I would throttle him.
Tess
I would throttle him.
With leggins.
Ah, beautiful!
Lee
Ah, beautiful!
Thanks so much!
Tess
Thanks so much!
Dís yes! Your royal blood is
Charlie
Dís yes! Your royal blood is showing :)