Lamy a limericky

(Nesoutěžní, protože se mi to téma líbí a protože můžu, huzzah)
There was a poor fellow from Wicklow
Who started dating a widow.
When he found out she’s black,
It was too late to go back
And was thrown out of a window.
There was also this digger in Dublin
Who kept exploring a drumlin.
One morning, alas!
He ended with grass
And ditches in town started doubling.
Another case, from Glass:
Boy broke a window-glass.
He was caught red-handed
And afterwards ended
With a thoroughly bruised ass.
At last, but not least,
There was a man out of Heaste,
Scottish as fock
Yet windows unlocked,
Providing birds with a feast.