The Sorrows of Young Men

Size doesn’t matter, that’s what magazines would have you believe. Maybe, when you’re adult and self-confident, it doesn’t. But when you have to strip down and shower in front of your classmates after gym, having a sub-par dick is tragedy.
It doesn’t help that when you finally get to third base, your girl looks at your penis and giggles: “It’s so crooked and ugly!”
You’re depressed for years. Until you meet Ursula.
“All dicks are small and ugly,” Ursula states, strapping on her gigantic glittery dildo. Then she fucks you so good that you forget you even have a dick.