Not a place for a fashion expert

"So yeah, this guy would come in first day and start complaining that the uniforms are bland, drab, with no imagination, nothing really stands out. Moron shoulda gone to Wendy's."
"Bet he didn't last long with that attitude."
"Longer than I thought, actually. He musta had some friends in higher places cause he didn't get booted out immediately."
"Nah, if he had friends among the brass he wouldn't have ended up here."
"So yea, anyway, he's gone now. Took off his helmet, complaining it ruins his hair, and the next thing you know, his brains are all over Lieutenant Dan."