Listen, I love Czech, but with all the love in the world - HOW DO.
Four years. Plenty of time, or so you'd think. Yet here she was at her best friend's wedding reception, and all she could say was:
"Oblek." The brides blinked in confusion. "Uh," she repeated, "hezky oblek?" That fucking owl.
"Uh... diky?"
"Klobouk," she added, taking frantic inventory of their surroundings.
"Ano?"
"Chci... jiný klobouk."
"Proc-"
"Vidím hezký šperk!"
"We can speak English if you like-"
"Moje žena nenosí šperky."
"You're not married? Listen, we appreciate the effort, but-"
"VELKÝ FLÁM."
They looked at her. She looked at them.
"Dobrý," she said, reaching out to hug them both. "Dobrý velký flám."
Czech be evil and difficult
Tenny
Czech be evil and difficult to learn :D
Sometimes I think that the
Keneu
Sometimes I think that the authors of language textbooks and learning apps haven't had any real conversations with real people.
Jeg ler høyt! (google translator, obviously)
Well done, Google! I'll admit
Kahvi
Well done, Google! I'll admit it - I like Duolingo's weirdness. Also the Czech language's weirdness.
Yes, if there are any evil
Saphira
Yes, if there are any evil languages, Czech is definitely one of them.
It's starting to feel
Kahvi
It's starting to feel personal, at this point. *eyes Czech*
Priceless :D
Danae
Diky!
Kahvi
Diky!
"We can speak English if you like-"
Small_CS_Traff…
It amused me :-). So beautiful, so cute!
Aw, thank you!
Kahvi
Aw, thank you!