3. Last Short Flight of "The Navigator"

Been a week since Max finally let me out.
Whole stinking week.
And only now does he uncuff me?
Now, while being viciously attacked by a roadkill-gobbling, piss-swigging, camel-fucking, chainsaw-wielding creature in a pair of cracked aviator glasses and shit-stained overalls who calls himself “The Flight Navigator”?
Or herself.
Hard to tell underneath all that shit…
Dumb fuck, Max is.
Dumb, incredibly lucky, Fuck.
I open the handcuffs with the keys he throws me.
I get in the car.
Then I hit “The Navigator” with it.
The creature soars through thin air, spilling guts like confetti.
“Have a safe flight.”