What Sorcery Is This?

Once a Death Eater, always a Death Eater - yes, right. I don’t care what they think, but it’s inconvenient to be thrown into Azkaban for doing nothing for the third time this year.
This time it’s over an article in the Prophet that revealed my scandalous romance with Potter. There is no way the Golden Boy would waste time on vermin like me - obviously I must have ensnared Potter with Dark Magic!
When Harry arrives forty minutes later, shouting and throwing hexes at the blubbering morons, all flushed and gorgeous, I almost think this trip to Azkaban was worth it.