I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka
Drabble: 

„In the good ol' days, Blackbeard was God. Bloodthirsty, ruthless, he would slice your throat for looking at him. It was beautiful!“

Izzy Hands was in her place for two hours and Jackie was ready to tear his nose off with her own hand. But judging from him waxing lyrical about his captain beating people up, the bastard would probably enjoy it.

„Of course, I was younger. And he was too. But this man, he gets better with age. More evil, more unhinged. I can't let that fancy boy Bonnet take him away from me!“

„What did you just...?“

„Nothing!“

Závěrečná poznámka: 

Všem tady doporučuju tento pirátský komediální seriál, abyste zamilovanost pana Handse ocenili in situ.

Název drabble je z mimořádně vhodné písně Jolene od Dolly Parton.

Komentáře

Obrázek uživatele Kahvi

I mean... you're not wrong. There's a lot to unpack with Izzy, but IMO that's definitely part of it.

Also: Fancy Boy.

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka

I'm with tumblr on this one - Izzy is the prime example of a homophobic gay man. Plus there's the masochism...
Fancy Boy should be his codename.

Obrázek uživatele ChaosPrince

I quite like Izzy, that poor basterd.
His motives are perfectly clear and I feel sorry for him. Gave his whole life to one man and that man’s visions and now this one man be like “brrrm brrrrm no more Kraken, only FANCY FABRICS AND RETIREMENT”.

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka

Oh I love Izzy, and I hate Izzy. The best character!

Obrázek uživatele Birute

Yep, that's it. That's the twisted dynamic in all its glory.

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka

:)

Obrázek uživatele Keneu

Poor copycat Izzy!

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka

Poor little meow meow, as they say in tumblrland.

Obrázek uživatele hidden_lemur

Aaaaawwww.

Obrázek uživatele Smrtijedka

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