Grey dust covered every inch of Starbug's dining table. Lister leaned down to inspect his work, then continued pouring from the container, using his hands to spread it out evenly.
"Sir?" Kryten froze in the doorway.
"Look what I found in the captain's quarters of that derelict! Some advanced tech stuff. Dunno what it is, they spelled it weirdly," he held the container up, "but I'm gonna find out."
Kryten coughed. "Two things, sir."
"Oh, eh?"
"Firstly, that is not a mis-spelling. It's Czech. Biootec, not biotech."
"Yeah? What's the other thing?"
"That's the remains of the Captain's biological father."
Ups :D
Tora
Ups :D
He doesn't have the best of
Kahvi
He doesn't have the best of luck with cremated remains, does he?
This is fantastic! :D Finally
Smrtijedka
This is fantastic! :D Finally, some good Czech misspelling in this fandom.
I feel like Czech and me are
Kahvi
I feel like Czech and me are really vibing. We're having a moment. Thank you! :D
It´s hilarious :DDD
P.M.d.A.
It´s hilarious :DDD
:D
Kahvi
:D
Listy and...
Small_CS_Traff…
Listy and cremated remains of the crews. A story as old as the universe!
Very successful! You amused me.
Thank you, I try!
Kahvi
Thank you, I try!