It's The Rules

fandom: Červený trpaslík
pozn.: implicitní slash
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“I don’t believe you, Lister! You could be always pulling my leg just to get me naked.”
“No, man, honestly, I’m tellin’ yeh the truth. ‘S the rules, not me.”
“But it’s mad!”
“No, ‘s not! C’mon, Rimmer, don’t be a smeghead. ‘S your turn now!”
“Alright. Prepare to die. B6.”
“Miss! It’s a miss, mate. You lose!”
“Ugh! I think you’ve just cracked one of my ribs.”
“’S nice, though. To be on top of yeh. Me naked captain.”
“You’re mad, Listy. And you’re never talking me into playing strip battleship ever again!”
“Ah, shut it and kiss me.”