Le Internet Odyssey

He kept falling, accelerating towards the monolith. "I refuse to say it!" he yelled, as the Stargate opened and sucked him in. He expected the flashing, streaking colours and the psychedelic dimension, but he didn't expect to be overtaken by a bunch of cats leaving rainbow trails behind. Nor did he expect the planet-sized black-and-white cartoon faces with various expressions from sad to raging. The cats were swatted away by a red-headed girl wielding a leek the size of a nebula. The faces exploded in a shower of bananas.

And Peter fell off his bunk bed, right on his face.