Dragons

El Presidente's afternoon nap on the balcony overseeing the Bay of Guinea Pigs was interrupted by machine gun fire. He grabbed his phone.
"Aguado here. Yes, Presidente, that's the Dakka firing. Apparently, Ensign Muñoz is hunting dragons."
"What?"
"The cocaine merchant gave us free samples of something called magic strips with the last batch. We tested one on Santana. He was fine at first, we gave another to Muñoz. Now Santana's threatening anyone who tries to get Muñoz off the machine guns."
"PRESIDENTE, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!" screamed Muñoz.
Mendoza had to dive for cover as bullets peppered the balcony.