One fine Marine

"Well cut off my legs and call me Shorty, you miserable maggots are STILL a disgrace to the uniform even after spending some quality time here!"

"I'd say you two are dumber than a box of bricks but that's an understatement! English doesn't have a word for how dumb you are!"

"Private Snowball, you're a fine physical specimen but you can't hit the broadside of the barn if you pressed the barrel against the wall! Private Pyle, you can shoot, you fat fuck, but you're still a FAT! FUCK!"

"Add the two together, and you have one fine Marine. Dammit."