"Sex".
"No thanks, I'm doing the crosswords." Lister didn't even bother looking up.
"It's the constant of the modern age, Listy. The root of all evil."
"Nonexistent constant, in your case," Lister muttered, not too loudly.
Rimmer circled the table, snatching the magazine out of his hands. Lister flinched. He'd never get used to that hard light body.
Body.
Now there was a word. It echoed in his mind as Rimmer rambled on and on about the merits of elective celibacy.
Nonexistant constant. Like the two of them, orbiting one anoth
Lister licked his lips, and tried to be bored.
Saucy!
Smrtijedka
Saucy!
Madras.
Kahvi
Madras.
:-)
kytka
:-)
:D
Kahvi
:D
Oh, I'm certainly not bored.
Keneu
Oh, I'm certainly not bored. I like the atmosphere and the anticipation.
Thank you!
Kahvi
Thank you!
The electricity of this scene
Kleio
The electricity of this scene is almost toucheble.
Thank you, I try. ;)
Kahvi
Thank you, I try. ;)
Awww, poor Listy :DDD
P.M.d.A.
Awww, poor Listy :DDD
Eh, he can only blame himself
Kahvi
Eh, he can only blame himself. ;)
Oh, I love these two
Saphira
Oh, I love these two smegheads :D
Honestly, same.
Kahvi
Honestly, same.
Only the good!
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I can't explain how I missed this drabble! My radar on Red Dwarf is apparently, despite my name, weakened.
I'm glad I decided to check your profile back, because this was awesome! "Nonexistent constant, in your case..." Ah, the insidious Lister. That was very good.